It is NOT cute!

squarekun: reckling-turtle: how far do i have to play in OFF before i get to the black and white...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:59:56 -0400

reckling-turtle:

how far do i have to play in OFF before i get to the black and white teddy bear?

the trolls don’t come in till act V, but the first four are really good too so don’t skip them!

moltres: i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:59:56 -0400

moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

jinn0uchi: the-hatred-machine: purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:58:08 -0400

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

tvaros: i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:57:47 -0400

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:56:58 -0400

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:56:36 -0400

ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:56:17 -0400

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

nostalgiaultra: I dont even watch the news cause its DEATH! MURDER! PISS! IN! YOUR! EYES! A penguin...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:55:25 -0400

nostalgiaultra:

I dont even watch the news cause its

DEATH!

MURDER!

PISS!

IN!

YOUR!

EYES!

A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story!

THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDER

314eater: naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:55:10 -0400

314eater:

naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower

dampsandwich: i’m so ANGRY punches a hole in the wall MOM MY HAND

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:55:00 -0400

dampsandwich:

i’m so ANGRY *punches a hole in the wall* MOM MY HAND

Friendly Reminder:

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:54:48 -0400

firecrackerstorm:

a-breath-of-heir:

John isn’t stupid.
Dave isn’t delusional.
Rose isn’t monotonous.
Jade isn’t a pushover.
Jane isn’t boring.
Roxy isn’t useless.
Jake isn’t a jerk.
Dirk isn’t a narcissist.

Possibly the most horrifying fusion ever.

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:54:30 -0400

skurlozton:

growlithed:

purrawontblink:

wanna know how i got these scars

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:54:01 -0400

smashalash:

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:53:35 -0400

smashalash:

starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:53:16 -0400

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

niggaimdeadass: i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:52:55 -0400

niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family

foxtailsketchbook: Bluh

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:58:55 -0400

foxtailsketchbook:

Bluh

happyds: Blue girl

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:58:52 -0400

happyds:

Blue girl

wubbee: Pikminstuck Captain Dirk Strider was minding his own...

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:58:39 -0400

wubbee:

Pikminstuck

Captain Dirk Strider was minding his own business, making a delivery when his ship was struck by an asteroid and he crashed on a bizarre planet. While there he discovered these small creatures he called “trollmin” that he gathers together to help him rebuild his ship in 30 days and escape the planet before his life support runs out. Can he do it?

I couldn’t help it. I drew cuteness. I <3 pikmin and love the games XD;

Karkat is red and angry and fiery
Sollux is yellow and carries bombs
Eridan is the blue one because he’s a seadweller. made more sense to me :b

What is being said in this picture:

Dirk: Let’s go attack that giant ferocious looking Bulbalo that is sleeping over there. We can do it team!

Karkat: NO! NEVER! I WANT TO BE THE LEADER! I’M A NATURALLY PLANTED LEADER! HEY! HEY! WHY AREN’T YOU LISTENING TO ME!

Eridan: Wwould any of you idiots like to help me wwith this!?

Sollux: …II aiin’t going to do 2hiit all day today hehehehe

I don’t apologize for this. Maybe I’ll do the pikmin 2 ones with STRONG purple Equius and little white Aradia XD

anyways enjoy!

ashestoashesjc: i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:58:35 -0400

ashestoashesjc:

i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from

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